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Tapping up Benzema, G&H and lot more…

By Raju • Feb 29th, 2008 • Category: Fanzone, Mediawatch

Jean-Michel Aulas has accused Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson of attempting to unsettle Karim Benzema. “But when, a few days before playing Manchester United, I read here and there that Ferguson is going to make an offer for Benzema, is that not destabilization

We say, Jean, read the news, daily. Remember how Sir wanted to sign another Central Midfielder when we played Sporting?

Rafael Benitez has come out and shared Stevie G’s sentiments. “Everyone at Liverpool shares Steven’s sentiments, there is no question about that. We wanted to be further up the table and the fact that we are not is a disappointment to everyone. ‘

So next year we will do that.

Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher has been arrested and cautioned by police for common assault. The former England international, 30, was questioned on Wednesday about a roadside argument with a man near his Crosby home on Tuesday.

He hasn’t thrown coins at anyone; he hasn’t climbed the pitch wall or hurled profanities at rival fans. He hasn’t assaulted anyone, too.

Frank Rijkaard is interested in the Chelsea job. But his brother says “Frank is happy in Spain and has money, enough to eat two steaks a day”

Two steaks a day, that looks like Chelsea material right Chunky?

The former Thai prime minister Thaksin Shinawatra flew back home today for the first since he was ousted in a coup 17 months ago, and immediately surrendered to immigration police who arrested him on corruption charges.

Manchester City, enough said.

Tom Hicks today claimed he has the power to block any attempt by Liverpool co-owner George Gillett to sell his half of the club. Hicks this week insisted he had no intention of parting with his own 50% stake at Anfield, despite renewed interest from Dubai International Capital.

We are in this together. There is no way in hell you are getting out of this mess alone.

An early goal by midfielder Amy Kane saw Everton pull off a massive shock to win the Women’s Premier League Cup.

And when it comes to the real “beautiful football”… Sigh!

Keegan says he needs five new players to transform the team.

             Yes, and we are guessing the names are Maradona, Pele, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho and Zidane. Cheque please.  Kevin Keegan is still searching for the thing he was smoking while he took Mike Ashley’s call. We also hear Sam Allardyce doesn’t need ether anymore.

Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas says he has become more team-focused in the last year after admitting that he used to “want to show more of his own stuff” and was guilty of playing as an individual.

Fab Does it mean we don’t get to see this anymore?

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5 Responses »

  1. Dman..
    Funny funny funny [:d]

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  2. >>We say, Jean, read the news, daily. Remember how Sir wanted to sign another Central Midfielder when we played Sporting?

    Ha Ha, damn funny mate, dont we all remember how we were so close to signing Veloso as replacement of scholsey?

    good one.

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  3. hilarious mate :)

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  4. Thats hilarious stuff. Need this stuff every week please.

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  5. great captions,
    The former Thai prime minister Thaksin Shinawatra flew back home today for the first since he was ousted in a coup 17 months ago, and immediately surrendered to immigration police who arrested him on corruption charges.

    ”Manchester City, enough said.”

    and cesc one too, effing funny!!

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